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Reviews
This page is so you can see what I think
about the movies I have seen.
X-Men 2
This movie was more then I was ever expecting. I was
expecting a kiddie movie, and it was far from it, from the killing, to the cursing,
and the crude "finger gestures". And it had quite a few surprises
too. All and all a great movie. A must see for sure.
Bulletproof Monk
This movie was pretty good, it had its funny parts. The
best part was one of my friends thought he had the power after the movie and
ran, jumped and tried to walk a rail, which ended of course in him landing
between his legs. It also led to some other stupid stunts, just none as
funny.
Anger Management
This movie was ehhhh, it had a few funny parts, but I had a
tooth ach for most of it, so I couldn't really enjoy it. Adam Sander isn't
as funny as he used to be.
Head of State
This movie had its funny parts, but a lot of real annoying
parts too. Also my tooth ach was really kicking in by now, so I couldn't
enjoy it at all really.
Phone Booth
This movie was alright, I was expecting something more I
guess, it had its funny parts.
A Man Apart
I don't know but I was expecting more from this movie
too. But maybe it woulda been better if I wasn't half awake and I was also
kinda distracted...
The Ring
This movie was, ehhhhhhh. I knew the basic plot and a
few of the big scares before I watched it. In the end it was your basic
horror movie. It might have been better if I didn't already know so much
about it, also there was a little girl there telling the major scary parts
before they would happen. All and all this movie was alright.
Dream Catcher
This was a real good movie. The story was very
nice. I would have liked a little more background information on the
aliens though. It was also pretty gruesome. But as my friend Quintin
pointed out, there should only be one 'ball shot' per movie, where as this movie
had two. Also the Animatrix short at the beginning was very hot, with the
exception of them ending up half naked at the end of the fight. On top of
all that it was my first date with my new girlfriend.
Drumline
Some real nice drum beats, I was always a fan of when the
drumline would play in High School. Orlando Jones is a good actor too, I
just think he needs to get some better roles
Old School
Funny movie, good for a few real good laughs. Over all though
you might wanna download this one, or wait till its in the Dollar Theater.
Daredevil
This movie was alright, the fights were better then Spider-Man
in my opinion. The movie was a lot darker then most superhero movies too.
The way they did his vision worked out nicely too.
Daredevil is a load of crap. This makes Spider-Man look good. First it went along to fast, they went from fuckin to fighting in 10 minutes. Second they messed up my
song (Evanescence - Bring Me To Life). Third, the whole train scene was hot but he let Kingpin and Bullseye live, because ooo "I'm not the
bad guy". Lastly, there was not one fight scene that made me say DAMN! All together this movie sucks.
-A Stupid Bitch
Final Destination 2
BLOOD, GORE, DEATH, SHOCK, SCREAM. Perfect for all of us looking for some good old violence. Not just violence but mean violence. I was beating on the chairs in the theater because sometimes it was just so horrific. This movie was mean. What's better is there is no real bad guy and THEY DON'T HOLD BACK. Um..but I wouldn't let the kids under 17 see this one. What a sequel.
- A Stupid Bitch
Chicago
Oh my god, I'm usually reluctant for musicals but this one was surprisingly good. The songs were like the outdated jazz music mixed in with
a little bit of a modern feel, making a beautiful sound. Let's not forget about the nice choreographed dances. Better then some of the crap I see on music videos. My only problem was the stupid ending. But I'd recommend for the theater people, the people who just love musicals, and those unclosed minded moviegoers.
-A Stupid Bitch
Confusions of a Dangerous Mind
This movie looked weird from the previews, but
interesting. It is shown as if you were listening to the guy retell his
life. It started off pretty funny, but lost it towards the end. But
the person in it is real, and some of the events happened, but I am still not
sure if it is a complete true story or not, there was diffiant nothing that
would be impossible in it.
Gangs of New York
This movie was 3 hours of trash. It was boring, and the
action was just horrible. They would switch the camera angle right before
any attack hit, so you didn't really see anything good. And Leo's accent
was just wrong.
Lord of the Rings: The
Two Towers
This movie was great. I think the first one had more
action. But the action in this one was very well done. I went into
it thinking that the climax couldn't be nearly as good as the climax of Star
Wars: Attack of the Clones, but I was SOOO wrong. This movie is a MUST
see.
Star Trek: Nemesis
This movie was pretty good. If you are a Star Trek fan
its pretty much a must see. In comparison it is better then Insurrection,
and about as good as First Contact.
Treasure Planet
I'm not sure what I really expected from this movie.
All and all I guess it was alright, but some scenes seemed to be drawn
out. Over all I would wait till this one came to TV before I watched it.
Die Another Day
I tried to see this movie like 5 different times, but the
times were always wrong so I couldn't. When I did get to see it I enjoyed
it a lot. The intro song didn't match the movie and the intro movie was
different then most Bond films and I didn't really like it. But it did
start off very unusual for Bond movies. The gadgets and girls were great
as always, and this one is a little longer then most movies, about 2 and a half
hours.
Formula 51
This movie wasn't all that good. I was expecting
something very funny from the previews. But there were only a few funny
parts, and they wern't even that good. I wouldn't even see this one on TV,
unless you are very bored.
8 Mile
This movie was pretty good, not too much rap, and an alright
story. Its not Eminem's life story or anything, but very good. And
the battle rapping was nice too.
I Spy
I wasn't expecting much from this movie, and that's what I
got. There are a few funny scenes but most of the movie is pretty dumb.
Jackass: The Movie
This movie was funny as hell. It was basically a longer
unedited version of the show. I was laughing so hard at points I couldn't
breath. This movie is defiantly something you need to see. The only
problem was a lot of people felt the need to make useless comments in the
theater, most of whom were right behind me.
The Tuxedo
Again I wasn't expecting a good movie, but this time I was
right. Just a movie that likes to show off new effects everybody has been
over using since The Matrix. And Jackie Chan's fights weren't all taht
good in this movie either.
The Transporter
This time I was expecting a good movie, and got one.
Its got comedy and action, and they don't try to push the story too hard, witch
actually kept me guessing as to who was the bad guy. The action was great,
at one point I leaned over and said to my friend "He's like the white
Jackie Chan." and after a particularly nice move he replied with "He is
the white Jackie Chan."
Barbershop
Again I wasn't expecting a good movie and got one. This
movie was pretty funny, and I wasn't sure how it was going to end.
Swim Fan
This movie was alright, the previews give away most of it
though, and it was pretty predictable, but I liked the ending.
FearDotCom
Again another movie I didn't really want to see, but It was
better then I expected. I didn't really like the torture scenes but they
were few and far between. I jumped a few times, but the movie wasn't that
scary and of course leaves it open for a sequel. Overall an alright movie.
Triple X
To tell the truth I thought this movie was gonna be crap.
But I actually enjoyed it, nice action, although some scenes are useless and
unreal, and the music was really nice too. Overall a very good summer
action movie.
Signs
This was a very good movie, it had suspense and story, as
well as some comedy and action. Overall worth the money and time.
Austin Powers in Goldmemeber
Over all I really liked this movie. It is a lot better
then the second one, which I think just tried to redo all the jokes from the
first one. I only noticed 3 jokes redone, and they joked themselves for 2
of those redone jokes which made them better, and the third redone joke was a
lot funnier then the original.
Halloween Resurrection
This movie was alright, it had a few funny parts, but nothing
really scary, and Busta Rhymes did better then I expected.
The Powerpuff Girls Movie
I was not a fan of this show until recently, but I enjoyed
this movie very much. It is truly non stop action, and its funny ass hell
too.
Men In Black 2
I was disappointed in this movie. I am a big fan of the
first one, but this one seems to have too much talking, and not enough action
and I watched this movie before The Powerpuff Girls Movie, so that didn't
change my opinion of it.
The New Guy
This movie wasn't as funny as I expected but I still enjoyed
it a lot. Some very funny moments, although I think they overused
Tony Hawk, and made Everquest to big of a part.
Lilo and Stitch
I'm not a fan of Disney movies but I loved this one. A
lot of very funny moments. As well as your classic Disney sad moments, but
they aren't that long.
Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the
Clones
I didn't enjoy Episode 1, but I loved Attack of the Clones.
Me and my friends made big plans to go see it, and even though things got messed
up I still enjoyed myself a lot, and got to know one friend a lot better.
The movie, if you haven't already seen it you must be under a rock or something,
is full of action with a few crappy love scenes thrown in and some comedy.
The Time Machine
This was a very good movie, not exactly what I expected but
still very good. The scene with the moon falling apart is one of the hottest
scenes I have seen in a movie in a long time.
Spider-Man
This one is one of the better comic to movie transfers, not
the best but still very good. The effects are awesome and the fighting is
good too.
Super Troopers
This movie was funny as hell. If you haven't seen it
yet I suggest you do right now. I really didn't expect much from the
previews but in the end it delivered laugh after laugh.
The Scorpion King
I flat out hated this movie. It had nothing that
the Mummy movies have, and sucked as an action movie altogether. Most
parts were predictable and it wasn't funny at all.
Ice Age
I am not a big fan of animated movies, but this one was also
pretty funny. A lot jokes younger viewers might not even notice, let alone
understand. But it had a cheesy ending, although the squirrel was funny as
hell.
Queen of the Damned
The only good part about this movie was the music. It
was like they couldn't decide what the story was about, it kept jumping from one
thing to another. But I absolutely loved the music in it, that almost made
it worth it, even though I didn't have to pay for the movie.
Panic Room
This movie started out slow but over all I liked it, although
the ending kinda sucks.
Blade 2
I liked this movie a lot more then I liked the first one.
The action was great, and they didn't over use the bullet time. The story
was pretty good too.
Resident Evil
Possible the best game to movie, I think I still liked Mortal
Kombat more. They didn't try to take the characters from the game, instead
they took the situation and changed it up a little. The action was nice,
and the zombies looked good.
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